Pastor Dave's Sermons
Check in every week for the latest of Pastor Dave’s riveting sermons. Godcasts may include special guest sermons, benedictions, hymns, and highlights from recent services. With so many podcasts out there on the interwebs, shouldn’t you choose the only one that can save you from the sulfurous chasms of the Beast? It’s your call. You have free will, after all.
Get Your Lord A-La-Carte:
Pastor Dave's Sermon on Easter (MP3)
We bask in the truth only our blessed undead Savior can provide (from the 4/4/10 service)
Pastor Dave's Sermon on the Oscars (MP3)
God made the only stars worth worshiping, George Clooney included. (from the 3/7/10 service)
Pastor Dave's Sermon on the Superbowl (MP3)
God loves football--and we have the bible quotes to prove it. (from the 2/7/10 service)
Pastor Dave's Sermon on Christmas (MP3)
Are your Xmas traditions naughty or nice? (from the 12/20/09 service)
Pastor Dave's Sermon on Obamaducation (MP3)
Obama rapes our children's dreams with his "education" speech. (from the 9/27/09 service)
Pastor Dave's Sermon on Reality TV vs The Bible (MP3)
Is Reality TV more interesting than the Good Book? (from the 9/20/09 service)
Pastor Dave's Christmas Message (MP3)
PDS takes issue with the holidays. (Christmas, 2008)
Pastor Dave's Final Benediction (MP3)
PDS' parting words for St. Donny's Skybox (from the 9/14/08 service)
Pastor Dave's Sermon on the Old Testament (MP3)
Think the Old Testament is out of touch? Jesus didn't. (from the 9/14/08 service)
Pastor Dave's Sermon on Eunuchs (MP3)
God has a plan for your little "Holy Trinity" (from the 9/7/08 service)
Rabbi Goldberg's Sermon on Jewishness (MP3)
Being Jewish: It was good enough for Jesus (from the 8/24/08 service)
Pastor Dave's Sermon on Dating (MP3)
Why read Cosmo when you've got the Bible? (from the 8/17/08 service)
Pastor Dave's Sermon on Vegetarianism (MP3)
Don't eat meat? You're stupid. According to the bible. (from the 8/10/08 service)
Pastor Dave’s Sermon on Circumcision (MP3)
Worried about the impending recession? The BCOG has the answer as provided in the Good Book: Say goodbye to the gold standard and hello to the foreskin standard. (from the 8/3/08 service)
Pastor Dave's Sermon on Charity (MP3)
If we don't keep them meek, how will they inherit the earth? (From the 7/27 service)
Pastor Dave's Sermon on Discipline (MP3)
The harder you hit, the more you love. (From the 7/20 service)
Pastor Dave's Sermon on Cursing (MP3)
Swear to God? You better not. (From the 7/13 service)
Pastor Dave's Sermon on Freedom (MP3)
You are free to do whatever you want...but there's a catch. (from the 7/6 service)
Pastor Dave's Sermon on Jesus, Son of God (MP3)
Jesus doesn't have to follow the rules because He can do whatever He wants. (from the 6/29 service)
Pastor Dave's Sermon on Nakedness (MP3)
Do you hate the way you look naked? So does God. (from the 6/22/08 service)
Pastor Dave's Sermon on The Old Testament (MP3)
If it was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for you. (from the 6/15/08 service)
Pastor Dave's Sermon on Menstruation (MP3)
Find out why your menses stinks to high Heaven . (from the 6/8/08 service)
Pastor Dave's Sermon on Parables (MP3)
Don't understand the Parables? Good. Jesus doesn't want you to. (from the 6/1/08 service)
Pastor Dave's Sermon on Heaven (MP3)
You have questions about heaven, Pastor Dave has answers. (from the 5/25/08 service)
Pastor Dave's Sermon on Yeast (MP3)
The bible has 7 verses on gays, 40 on the evils of YEAST. (from the 5/18/08 service)
Pastor Dave's Sermon on Motherhood (MP3)
On this Mother's day, discover why mom is a vessel of sin. (from the 5/11/08 service)
Pastor Dave's Sermon on American Purity (MP3)
Do you know the punishment for "mixing cloths?" (from the 5/4/08 service)
Pastor Dave's Sermon on Doubting Thomases (MP3)
The faithful know that Jesus could return at any moment. Are you prepared? (from the 4/27/08 service)
Pastor Dave's Sermon on Slavery (MP3)
The BCOG shows you how to treat your slaves with respect--the Christian Way. (from the 4/20/08 service)
Pastor Dave’s Sermon on Skin Disease (MP3)
The Bible has 2 chapters devoted to the creation of the Heaven and Earth, but 23 devoted to the perils of skin disease. Find out why acne has God so pissed. (from the 4/13/08 service)
Pastor Dave’s Sermon on Circumcision (MP3)
Worried about the impending recession? The BCOG has the answer as provided in the Good Book: Say goodbye to the gold standard and hello to the foreskin standard. (from the 4/6/08 service)
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