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Praise The Lord and Pass the Ammunition!
Our great Christian nation is throwing away the Bible and caving in to Hell-bound God-haters who knock over our Christmas trees, rip the Ten Commandments off our courtroom walls and tell us we can only have one wife. But there is good news for all American Christians: ABC News has reported that the U.S. Military is inscribing its weapons with secret “Jesus Bible Codes.” That’s right! Our brave soldiers who are working tirelessly in America’s crusade against Muslim terrorists in Afghanistan and Iraq not only have the enemy in sight, they have God ON their sights!
It turns out that Pentagon Supplier Trijicon says it has “always” added New Testament Bible references to their high-powered rifle sights. ABC says “coded references” to New Testament Bible passages about Jesus Christ are insc
ribed right on the metal. Oh yes – they’re “coded” and “secret”… if you’re not a Christian. Any true follower of the Lord would see 2COR4:6 and know it meant Second Corinthians 4:6: “Let light shine out of darkness.” As in, “when I shoot you with this Bible-Code Gun, my bullet will leave a hole in your dark-colored head through which the light of Jesus will shine.”
Before those don’t-ask-don’t-tell homosexuals in government stop the practice of putting Bible quotes on guns, let’s imprint a few weapons with this code: EX22:24-- “And my wrath shall wax hot, and I will kill you with the sword; and your wives shall be widows, and your children fatherless.” In fact, why don’t you get an EX22:24 handgun and show it to Barack Obama in person? It worked for one of our fellow Tea Party brothers. 
U.S. military rules were drawn up to prevent criticism that the U.S. was embarked on a religious "Crusade" in its war against al Qaeda and Iraqi insurgents. Call it a crusade or call it a campaign for hearts and minds. But Jesus knows hearts and minds are easier to mold when they’re staring down the barrel of an M-16 branded with the flaming hot word of the Lord. What’s the difference between our Holy war and the Muslim rug-kissers’ Jihad? Nothing. Unless you’ve got a little King James on your side. And on your gun.