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TEST YOUR FAITH: Who's Your Biblical Boyfriend?

 

Who’s Your Biblical Boyfriend?

Who's Your Biblical Boyfriend?Who's Your Biblical Boyfriend?Being single in the twenty-first century can be tough. Women these days idolize Hollywood men like Hugh Jackman and Justin Timberlake. And we all know what the Bible has to say about idolatry (get out your sharpest stones, folks). Stop looking in sinful movies, TV shows and magazines for the right man. He’s right there in the pages of your Bible! Take the Best Church of God quiz to find out who your Biblical boyfriend is.

  1. What does your perfect boyfriend wear?
    A Fig Leaf
    Durable sandals that last for forty years
    A loin cloth and nails
    Italian tuxedo hemmed by a Jewish tailor

  2. A romantic meal would include...
    Fruit from a tree
    Manna from heaven
    Five barley loaves and two fishes
    Roasted pork loin at an ‘A list’ Hollywood Restaurant

  3. Where would you go on your first date?
    A Garden
    The Promised Land
    Heaven
    Elton John’s orgy pad for a night of debauchery

  4. What gift would you like to receive from your boyfriend?
    His rib
    Commandments on a Tablet
    Eternal Life
    An autographed picture from the entire original cast of ER

  5. This one is personal: Where would you want your ‘first time’ to be?
    In the marriage bed
    In the marriage bed
    In the marriage bed
    In the butt

  6. For a night of relaxation, you and your boyfriend will…
    Name his many pets
    Read together in front of a burning bush
    Sip the glass of water that he turned into wine
    Hang with his bros Brad Pit and Matt Damon (and have unclean thoughts)

  7. Your perfect man’s occupation is…
    Zoologist, Botanist, Marine Biologist, Father of mankind
    Manager of people, mouthpiece of God
    Carpenter by day, Savior by night
    Award winning actor, director, activist and premarital sex symbol

  8. Your Biblical hunk always carries with him…
    The knowledge that all sin is the woman’s fault
    A wooden staff
    A cross and your sins
    A heavy heart from knowing he’s made so many women lust after him

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